Top Excuses

• It's the wrong environment
• My sister threw up on it
• It just magically crashed / died
• I don't have to prove myself to you
• No, that's what YOU were saying. I was saying the opposite
• It was a bad disk
• I fell off the roof of a two story building
• It was an office conspiracy. I swear I got an "A" not an "F" in history
• Well, it's not mine, it's really my friend's, cousin's neighbor's [fill in the blank]
• It took me all day to wash 2 cars
• NO, it wasn't the ATM, it was the actual bank vault
• You just don't get it
• The Net Connection techs just don't get back to me
• It was just "Common Knowledge"
• I couldn't use my calculator so I didn't do very well
• It's not my fault the computer crashed. I'm the youngest registered Novell operator
• I didn't want to do that / be that / go there anyway
• I just forgot about it
• I'm still looking for the hexadeciaml codes for vi
• Sorry it's not Q-BASIC it's V-BASIC
• There's just nothing around my house to take a picture of
• My password / username isn't redaero, I swear!

Best friends to have

• A friend who make money by calling his own 800 / 900 number from different areas and makes them pay the bill
• A friend who works for Microsoft
• A friend who works for TI
• A friend who works for N64
• A friend who has used DHTML for years
• A friend who works for Oregon Software
• A friend who works for 3D Studio Max
• A friend who gives you Applets that can get into PWD CGI-BINs
• A friend who has an airplane site who you can make Flash-3 intros for
• A friend who works in advertising
• A friend whose dad owns a bank
• A friend who shows how to telnet to FBI
• A friend who works at MIT
• A friend who works AT Phoenix Tech
• A friend who you loan a V-BASIC book
• A friend who has a Win NT mail server with just 3 machines
• A friend who has a big network where you can play Starcraft